Journalism & books
I’ve been a freelance journalist specialising in funny columns, features and reviews since the dawn of time (the 90s).
I’m also the author of the bestselling Substack newsletter, The Lucyverse, and four books.
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Column: How to Spot...
I write a bi-weekly column for the Mail on Sunday YOU magazine about the people we love to hate.
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TV review: Big Issue
My monthly Big Issue broadcast column has been running for 12 years now, and since then I have seen a lot. (Of quite terrible TV shows)
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Features
I specialise in funny first person features and lists for Good Housekeeping, Woman & Home and YOU magazine.
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The Lucyverse
The Lucyverse has over 5000 subscribers and reviews everything that comes out of the sewage pipe of late capitalism, from Jammie Dodgers to Temu AI slop.
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Books
My first book was a comic about gin-toting big lassies, and I went on to write two romcoms and a book about weird knitting patterns. There’s another novel coming, so watch this space…